Vows of the Light

In its Strength, May your enemies be undone,

In its Wisdom, May you share its knowlegde,

In its Grace, May you heal all wounds,

In its Name, May you spread the Faith,

And in all its Power, May Justice Prevail Forever.

Farewell

Farewell everyone.... I, a Paladin of Swinburne, have been sent on a faraway land. Its so far far far away that i have no idea when i will be back to defend Kuching. But they say in a weeks time... Anyway, i am on a very important mission, given by the SilverHeart himself. I am going to this far fa far away land to do battle with the evil forces which have just awoken. But don worry, cause i think i will be back in a weeks time. Then maybe i write something here. Ok bye bye you noobs.

Thanks and Merry Christmas!!!!!!

'Merry Christmas to Mum and Dad

and Thanks for everything'

'Merry Christmas to Kelly

and thanks for scolding Penny for me'

'Merry Christmas to Xiao Ding Dang

and thanks for always pointing Peace at me'

'Merry Christmas to Xiao Cai

and thanks for letting me bully you in Badminton'

'Merry Christmas to Jie Jie

and thanks for helping us sign our name in Class

and also for all the help you've given me when i needed it'

'Merry Christmas to Olivia and Ivy'

'Merry Christmas to Joyce

and thanks for all the sweets

and also letting me bully you everyday'

'Merry Christmas to Maggie

and thanks for the Special Lolipops

and thanks for not bullying me anymore'

'Merry Christmas to Robert

and thanks for stealing my kills

and also for letting me steal your kills'

'Merry Christmas to Hero

and thanks for always being busy saving the world

and making the world a better place'

'Merry Christmas to Chee ho

and thanks for the few updates in my blog

and thanks for helping me shoot Kenneth when he shoot me'

'Merry Christmas to Kenneth

and thanks for helping me win in most of the DOTA battles

and also for driving me home

When i have a car i will return the favor'

'Merry Christmas to Steve

and thanks for teaching me all the cool words

and for all the cool jokes'

'Merry Christmas to James

and thanks for forgiving me after

all the immature things i said to you'

'Merry Christmas to Chester and Lester

and thanks for being good brothers

and also for all the Patience training'

'Merry Christmas to Danny

and thanks for showing me how important

it is to be a Paladin'

'Merry Christmas to Joshua

and thanks for being a caring

and cool friend'

'Merry Christmas to Victor

and thanks for all the strategies and DOTA tips'

'Merry Christmas to Daniel

and thanks for all the advices and guidance

you've given to me all these years'

'And finally, Merry Christmas to all those of you

whose name i have not mentioned. Its not that i dont want to

but i just forgot your names. Wahahaha, joking'

'Merry Christmas everyone ^^'

How it feels to be a Fallen

Hmm.... lately, i feel so weird. Its been awhile since i felt like this. I feel so tired, so sick, so angry, and so sad...... sometimes become emo also. Sometimes i feel like smiling and sometimes i don't. Lately i feel defeated and insulted. I've lost my confidence. And most of all i've failed my loved ones. I failed to do so many things for them.

I also feel sorry for all those i've hurt, and i know i can never take back the damage. I am also sorry for all the wrong things i have done and for all the times i failed to keep my promises. Lately i've been struck by so many difficulties, and life seems to get worse and worse.

But the moment everything seems wrong, i realise that there are always those who are always there for me. Because of them i can go on, and they are always there to ease the pain. I still remember that most of them are my childhood friends, and that time we were sometimes immature and fought alot. But now we are close like brothers. There also a few that i have just recently met, and i cherish them all equally.

I am glad to have met these people, and that they have made a difference in my life... usually for the better and i just wanted them to know that i will also and always be there for them when they need me.

Party? Party?! Party!! ...... Party

Yea!! Owning. Ok this is a nice picture with alot of funny looking faces. Haiz only got 6 handsome guys in there. Later i tell you who are they. Maybe i should do an introduction.

Top lane : Evon i think, Winnie, Joyputt, Xiao Cai, Xiao Ding Dang, Penny, Kelly, and siapa itu???..... Hou yin i think.

Middle Lane : Samantha? Olivia, Maggie, Ivy, emm...err...huh? and Hero.

Bottom lane : Robert, Alex, Kenneth, Yee Heng, Chee Ho and...somebody. Haha

We did lots of funny and stupid stuff there and because of this i wont tell you of course. Well i will talk about the picture. This picture was taken in a small air con room. The photographer is a noobla thats why the picture not so clear. I personally think this picture is funny because everyone inside look funny. Ohya, must mention the 6 Handsome guys ho. Hmm actually no need say who are they, cause only 6 guys in the Picture.

Ok then, nothing liao. ==" >.<

Equipment and Items

When one goes to War, one does not go without equipment or items. Same in DOTA. At the start of the game, you should probably purchase stuff at the shops found near your fountain. Inside your base, there's the fountain which heals life and mana, and also shoots your enemies even if they only want to visit, a consumable shop, which sells potions, scrolls and gems, a weapon shop which sells weaponsla, accessory shops which sells performance enhancing items and recipe shops which provide a variety of Epic and Legendary Equipments.

First of all, one must of course buy consumables, which are meant to be consume for good health. If you are a vegetarian, you should buy the Ancient of Tanggor or something, the one you can use to eat the trees. Veges are good for health as they prevent constipation, and you so dont want to have constipation when you are in the middle of a War. Smart people will normally buy the Empty Bottle. This is good because it stores the clean and refreshing water from the fountain. Its better to drink that then drink from the river which may be full of shit and pee and rubbish. There are also many other stuff, but i will explain bout them next time.

Ok, i would like to introduce some of the best items around, the Dagon. It's good because you can ask all your team mates to buy it, then you all zap one person. If that guy don die i Cut ahh. Anyway, it would be better if you all get refresher orb as well, then you can refresh and zap someone else. ^^ 2 down, 3 to go. By Doing this, your enemies will know you are pro because they cannot do it mah, so always buy the Dagon to show Proism.

If you don like the Dagon... then you could buy Arcane Ring. This Ring is very good for heroes who rely on their normal attacks to kill. For example, the Legendary Phanthom Assassin should buy Arcane ring. This is too show off to your opponents that you have unlimited mana to spam your dagger. Like i said, Agi heroes are for support, so support by slowing them for your Allies. If a smart ass come to use and tells you to upgrade Blink Strike, the Invisibility skill and your Ulti, just point your middle finger at him because he knows nothing and just wants you to lose.

I am sure many of you have heard of the Divine Rapier. This is the most powerful and expensive weapon available, and if you get it, make sure you give it to and Intelligence hero. This is because Intelligence heroes are tankers and cannot die, and the Sword drops upon death. Never give it to a strenght or agillity hero because people will hate you and call you a fool.

Well thats all for now, next time i will start showing the ways of using heroes. GG

DOTA Commands

Welcome to the 2nd guide of DOTA by Stormnology. In this guide, i will introduce all the important Commands or Short messages one must master to be Pro.

If you are the host, there are some commands such as -ap for all pick, -ar for all random, -om for only mid, -ne for normal experience and so on......... too many go find yourself. Ok, after choosing your hero, type -di, -ms, -ma, and -ah. This is to show that you are pro and know all these complex and difficult commands. Before the game begins, if you want to show that you are pro and think you are pro, you MUSt type "I Am Pro". This will show that you are pro and people will respect you and be wary of you.

Next, when in the heat of battle, one must always type ms... or XXXXXX ms, or top/mid/btm ms, depending on your location. This is essential because if you don type this when an enemy is missing from your lane, your teamates will usually blame you and beat you up afterwards. So type it. Then we have many other important Commands. For example, when you are losing, type "GG!!!" and everyone will be happy. When you are winning, you also type "GG" so it looks nice and cool. Another important thing is that when your opponents are so kiasu and kiasi that they start making noise, you must type "o0o" to them to be cool. ( If you don know what that is, then you should type it more cause its a good thing to show people ). Sometimes you can also type the most famous message "Noob" and it would be even better if you type the name of the person you are refering to. ( If you also dont know what this is, nevermind just type it )

Remember, communication is important to be a pro, and teamwork is essential to GGness. So master these commands espeacially the last few ones and you are Pro.