Defense of the Ancients

All right people, cause i don know what to write about, i am gonna write bout one of my favourite games, and that is Defense of the Ancients or better known as DOTA. Ok, DOTA is a very complex game, and it takes an average person Years to master the game. Well even though the Putt putt Gang usually Godlike people in the Cyber Cafes, but because we are such humble people, we dont say we are prola... Ok nia... anyway, because i have seen so many noobs in the world, i have decided to be a good guy and share my knowledge about DOTA. Ok basically, DOTA is a war zone with 3 lanes, 2 factions, 1 mission. The 3 lanes are top, mid and btm. And you can choose to be either from the Scourge or the Sentinel. And the mission is to destroy the enemy Ancient. See? Simple. Next i will give u some tips on how to be a pro.

First of all, the main idea of the game is to choose a character or what is known as a Hero. Using this Hero, players must fight their opponents and earn money by killing. After u kill, you get money, then you buy stuff, then you become fat. Then when you are fat, the thinner heroes will be scared of you, then you win. Then you crush their ancient and GG. Yea ok next.

This part is only for starters, for the experienced players, please do not continue.

Ok, There are 3 types of Heroes. Strengh, Agillity, and Intelligence, all 3 having different roles in the game. The Strengh heroes are the best at the early stage of the game, and are the best at the first 30 minutes. But at later games, they become kanasai. They are also for DPS purposes, meaning they do high damage. However, they are also known as taufu, mean they die fast. Next are agillity Heroes, who are fast. This makes them good at the middle of the game, and most agillity heroes are good for support. Lastly are Intelligence heroes. These guys are good tanks and die hard. So next time you have an intelligence hero, go infront of your Allies and Charge to the enemies first, cause you die hard what. If you are a strengh hero, stay at the well and dont come out. If you follow this and all the other guides i will post next time, you will be on your way to Proism. Muahahahahaha ^^

Silverheart the Vindicator

Behold the Big guy, Daniel, leader and founder of The Silver Knights. He’s the oldest dude among us and has led us through many happy and difficult times. Currently he is studying in KL with his little brother Victor. Envy them le….. anyway its all his fault that we are addicted to WoW. Its all your fault Dan, lol. Joking. Well he taught most of us lots of things, such as CS, Warcraft, Starcraft, DOTA, bla bla bla, not only games, cause also got beatbox, guitar, basketball, some strategies for life situations, tactics to ehem ehem. Yea. Owning.
Vindicator Data Base :
Daniel Lightheart is the Vindicator, and not only is he the leader of the Vindicators, but of all the Paladins in The Silver Knights. The Vindicators are some of the most strongest Paladins around, and excel at Seals and Judgements. They also wield their mighty War Hammers in war and are able to shatter shields with a single blow. They are the very Elites of the Light, and are only under the eight. Although the Vindicators only make up five percent of The Silver Knights forces, size does not matter here, and many shiver in fear just thinking of battling these titans. The greater version of the Retributors, these Paladins are also a powerful offensive force and were once the Inquisition’s greatest assault force. Now they are under TSK and has so far won many Victories without ever knowing what defeat really means.

Silvermight the Retributor (FP)

Handsome right? This guy handsome?? Of course la, but not I want to brag but I think I more handsome. Anyways, this guy is Christopher Lau. He’s a gay and is gay. He’s also my good friend in secondary school and we beat up and bully lots of people together. He used to be our best CS player but now no more I think. He sucks at DOTA. Anyway, he is now a Pro raider and is a pro tanker. You will only know what are those if you play WoW ( World of Warcraft ). Although you see his face look quite Holy, you are so wrong man. He’s actually pure evil and and and and…. Nevermind. Lol, wish you were still with us dude.
Retributor Data Base :
During the time of The Silver Order, there was a powerful General known as Xean Dragonmight the Silvermight of the Retributors(Punishers) and his forces made up 50% of the Order. Together with the Silvershield and Silverstorm, they protected all that was good under the guidance of the Silverheart. However, after the Silverstorm was defeated at the battle of Artic Falls against the Black Sword forces, the Silvermight was then sent to combat the remaining enemies. The Retributors won, but at a terrible price. The Black Sword’s warriors released a corruptive aura after death and most of the Retributors were corrupted. The Silvermight was not spared the fate. Corrupted by the dark essence, The Silvermight slowly lost all of his Holy powers and began to lose sanity. A year later, the Retributors mysteriously disappeared from the Order’s ranks. Now the very existence of these Fallen Paladins are uncertained.

Silvershield the Guardian

Do you see that gay looking face there?? That’s our Victor. We call him Vic cause he only know Victory and has no idea what is defeat… ^^. He’s our leader’s younger brother and is one of the seniors in TSK. This guy is a nice guy, but sometimes is too cool to talk to la. But sometimes he will become crazy like all of us, but that is only SOMETIMES hehe. Hmmm… ohya, he is also our best DOTA player and like to go Cyber Cafes to bully people blind folded. You ask him to play GG? He will fall asleep ahh. Lol. Anyways, he is now far far far far away in KL studying. T_T
Guardian Data Base :
The Guardians, are under the command of the Silvershield. They symbolize the solidity of the Knights, and wear plated gear which is three times an ordinary Paladin. The Guardians are sometimes referred to as the Moving Walls of TSK. They wield two shields, one a Tower shield, another a smaller but armed with an arm canon. They are the best in defense, able to withstand massive attacks without breaking a sweat. Not only that, they are also known to be able to unleash Extreme destructive laser shots from their arm canon, but this require a energy charging process which takes time. No matter, they are still the best defenders, but unlike the Vanguards only protect the Capital city of TSK.

Silverlance the Vanguard

Joshua is the name of this fellow here. He is our newest brother and for me is a nice and cool guy. Some of my friends even fall for him after seeing him for the first time. Make me a little jealous but what to do haha. I don’t want to say who la but they should know who they are ^^. Okay, he is also my college mate and sometimes I see him in Swinburne. Yea Bro!!!!. Hmm… most of us believe he is almost like me, but lots of people say he is better cause he doesn’t lie a lot like me.. T.T Well, welcome to TSK brother. ^^
Vanguard Data Base :
The Vanguards are a new defensive division formed to replace the Aegis Forces. However, these new Paladins are far more advanced. Trained to both defend and strike with zeal, they are probably the most versatile Paladins in TSK. Skilled with using the Spear and Shield, they are almost like the Spartans. The Vanguards however, are a scattered army, sent to protect all the different kingdoms who are friendly with TSK and enemies with the Inquisition. Because of this, they are also known as the Defenders of Peace and Honor. Led by one of the three, the Silverlance, the Vanguards train daily, always ready to defend their brothers and sisters.

Silverstorm the Sanctifier

Hehe, this guy here is known as Alexander Maximilian. He’s just a normal guy who belongs to two groups, The Silver Knights and the Putt Putt Gang. His nickname is Aleputt or Silverstorm. He enjoys WoWing, Dotaing, CS, Badminton, bla bla bla and of course bullying two girls known as Magputtt and Joyputt. He loves to bully these two because they are Noobs. He is also a trustworthy person who does not lie or cheat, and ALWAYS tells the truth. If you don’t think so, he must have told you something in reversela. ^^
Sanctifier Data Base :
Long before The Silver Knights, before the Inquisition, the eight were known as The Silver Order. And in this Order, was a powerful defensive division known as the Aegis division. Led by Maximilian Stormhunter the Silverstorm, they have defended the Holy lands of Silveron for many years. But one day, they were sent to defend an Ally from a powerful nation known as the Black Sword. The Black Sword however, was a powerful enemy, and many of the Aegis forces fell in battle. The Aegis himself was badly injured and lost all of his powers. He then went for training, and after 5 years, returned to the Order, which had already changed into the Inquisition. His new powers involved the unique ability to form arrows with pure light energy, and firing them with an energy shaped bow. Now known as the Sanctifiers, they excel at Range assaults, doing explosive damage from afar before finishing enemies with their swords of power. Now considered as one of the three, the Silverstorm now uses his new found powers to cleanse evil.

Updating!!!

Alright, this post actually nothing much la, and only TSK and PPG will understand i think. After introducing all TSK members, i will start writing stories bout both TSK and PPG. However, both are in different time zones, but both will be related in away. The TSK Stories will be more serious and cool while the PPG stories will be more fun but stupidla. Hehe ^^. Not i wan discriminate but just wan make things different. Ok Wait for it.

Silverblade the Crusader

Ok everybody, here is our one and only Denny. Although he look like gangster, he is actually the most Holy boy in TSK. He’s so Holy he is always busy with religious matters that we don even know him very well, but still he’s a brotherla. ^^ Hmm…. not only is he smart, he is also a cool guy like all of us. He is also zealous when it comes to crusading against the darkness, earning him the title the Crusader.

Crusader Data Base :

The Crusaders are now The Silver Knights main Calvary force. Trained by the Silverblade himself, they are always prepared to crusade against any who dares challenge the very Might of TSK. Known for their superior speed and unstoppable charges, the Crusaders have been known to strike fear in the hearts of their enemies even before charging. Also, unlike their fellow brothers, Crusaders tend to believe more in their blades then in the Light. Believing that their blades are for protecting, they have joined the Silver Knights for that very purpose.

Silverfaith the Exalter

Look at that face!!! Huh!!! What do you think? Cute right? Haiz of coursela, he very cute guy wan. Ok this is James brother to Christopher, the fallen Paladin. James is a nice and funny guy, and sometimes will suddenly make such funny jokes that will make you go crazy. He's quite tall for that age, and has that good boy look ( as if ). Sometimes he is also very blur and will need to stare at you for one hour to recognize you.

Exalter Data base :
The Exalters are some of the most influential Paladins in TSK. Commanded and founded by James Burningfaith the Silverfaith, they are able to empower friendly forces with powerful blessings, and are welcomed in any battle. Not only can they boost the confidence of nearby allies, they also exert the most powerful Auras compared to any other Paladins. Exalt is to praise, and these Paladins will forever praise the Light and all its glory to combat the darkness. The Exalters are excellent support, and are always ready to call upon the might of the Light and increase the faith of their fellow allies.

Happy Birthday to Winnie!!!!

Ok liao, 18 liao hor, can do lots of things liao hor, can ho?? can right?? If got chance just do nia!!! Don shy shy eh. Hehe, ok today we celebrated our friends birthday (Winnie) at the highest level in the Swinburne Carpark. Hmm, sad i don have any photo coz i very lazy wan take photo of all the ugly people there la. Hehe joking o. Okla, then we do lots of funny things... like eat cake, take photo which is okla. Then we try sing birthday song but this quite duoluo coz alot of us dunno how sing le. NOOBS!!, eventhough i dint sing but... nvm mah, me emmm.... no reason la forget it. Then.... we go eat Chicken rice for lunch... Yea. Winnie ahh, if you ever see this ahh, remember us oo, cause you so lucky have friends like us la, climb so high just to celebrate for you oo, you drive car so relax, we ahh, (eventhough can drive also, but our friends who can drive quite dumbmah) climb all the floors for you oo. One of our friends so smart ahh even step on my feet 3 times la, so Noob tat guy. Everyone except me so tired ahh when we reach the last floor oo. You see we even bring you new place eat oo, Kenneth also so kind always stop the car to wait for you because you so noob don know how to drive faster. Hero, Chee Ho, Robert, Kenneth and me all burn in his car for you you know or not. Ngaiti luckyla you. ^^ Well, the last thing i would like to say is i also treat you so well oo, eventhough you bully me everyday like them ALL!!!! i still stay up so late to write this for you oo. I don study my Account and prepare fail nia just to write this Nice post for you oo. So next time you see me must buy sweets and ice cream and burger and PIZZA for me ahh ^^. Happy birthday to you, Winnie. =)

OMG, Law Exam!!!

Hmm.... Law exam coming eh.... Leng Leng nia la!!!!!! Hiya need study for such easy thing meh? Walau, waste time nia!!!!, Just fail la!!!!...... Hehe just joking, crazy ahh you want to fail Final!!!! Lol whos the idiot who think of something like this. So today me go Swinburne to study la, guai le ^^. Sad to say, met an old friend who challenge me DOTA... haiz, even bring his friend to kill me le.... maybe he hate me Huh?!. Anyway, they both fight me la, 2 on 1, and not to say i want to bully them la.... but its just i accidentally got Holy Shit and Double kill le... haiz accident la, my mouse lost control and my Dragon Knight shoot them la, Critical 1k nia la noting la. Then play Counter Strike also i accidentally headshot them le... Stupid mouse. Haiz, now they dont want play with me liao. Actually b4 play with me they say wan play with Putt Putt Gang eh, now they scared liao cause me say me lousiest in Putt Putt Gang ah. Haiz..... Then me try study la, mana tau, afternoon, that Treant Protector ask us go play gain ahhh, haiz, so we Putt Putt Paikias go bully people lo. First round me use DK gain but this time kena bully like crap la... Only our Rikimaru, Kenputt Holy Shit people man, then we won la. Second round some of us cheeky and go random la, then we all die. Third round hehe, me use Phantom Lancer, and me accidentally Holy Shit la, me actually wan give Kenputt Kill one, but my hands too cheeky la haiz. Kenputttt SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (This one really accidentla). Cheeputt huh!!!! People see him oso scared ahh don dare go find him oo, DOTA PAikia use Sven man look so Paikia who wan go kacau him, unless they dont love their life anymore la. Hmm... then we also play Counterstrike ooo, wah Cheeputt keep dying ahh, dunno why... maybe cause his keyboard lousy le, huh tat cyber!!! lol. Or maybe me and Kenneth lucky eh, nola me lucky ^^. Then we also Serious Sam 2 man!!! Hey TSK, i miss the old days man. Anyway then last match we play with Kenputt frens, who are also the best in the Cyber. Huh!!! we Godlike man!!!! Leng Leng nia, we become Godlike Feeder ahh. One day i will post a DOTA tutorial for you readers ^^

Silverfist the Avenger

This guy is my little brother Chester. Although he has a funny looking face, he is in fact the Silverfist, Avenger of The Silver Knights. He's on his way to form 3 and studies in St. Joseph. He only loves to play WOW, a little DOTA, and is bored of CS. In the Gang, he usually the riches in the games... Dunno why le. Anyway, He also loves basketball, but dislikes Badminton. Hehe, my complete opposite. Usually cool and quiet but is probably the most craziest among us when excited.
Avenger Data Base:
The Avengers are some of the most aggressive Paladins in TSK. Known for their speed in combat, they specialize in wiping out opponents with single silent strikes. Unlike most Paladins, who can heal wounds or cleanse curses, the Avengers have no such powers, as they focus more to DPS. Unable to heal or defend against heavy attacks, they sometimes rely on the Lightbringer for the lack of ability. However, few have ever seen the Avengers in combat, as there has so far been no special missions for them to accomplish. They are possibly the most agile Paladins around.

Silverlight the Lightbringer

Ok, here we have our youngest Knight. His real name is Steven and is on his way to form 2. He, like most of the Knights is a neighbour of mine. Haha. He also enjoys playing games, chating, watching spongebob squarepants, talking bullshit and so on. He's the one who started the "Yea" word. Cool and funny, but sometimes can go insane la... SWT u dude. Has that cute look but is actually one of the most aggressive among us le. LOL
Lightbringer Data Base:
The Lightbringers are Paladins who are more priest or caster oriented. Founded by Steve Beamfury the Silverlight, Lightbringer of The Silver Knights, they are known to be able to call upon an extra healing force, unlike regular Paladins. Channeling their whole body with pure light and positive energy, they unleash these powers with minimum effort, making them effective healers in the battlefield, as they can heal more longer, faster and better compared to the others. However, they also act as a beacon of the light, and usually exert an Aura which empowers nearby Holy forces.

The Rest of the Gang!!!

Here above is a photo of us. Although there are some aliens there, nevermind they are also friends.

Ok, next we have Yeeputt, our DOTA King. He's a nice guy with good looks and is my brother there!!! Xiung Di!! lol. Ok, anyway he is one of our best DOTA players there, but does not seem to like CS... Hmm...like most of us, he also likes Badminton and is quite good at it, and is a very fierce player ooo. Haha ok next. ^^

Moving on is our Carrot man, Roputt. Sometimes we call him carrot... dunno why, maybe cause everyone in this gang except me are screwed. Anyway, he's a smart guy and is known as GeniusZen. He's got a very stylish hair and takes around 2 hours to cut his hair, cause one time we waited for him. He likes basketball and loves to make friends. ^^

Next is another Da ke that i forgot to add... hehe paiseh paiseh. He is Freputt, our newest member. He is Kenputt's Big brother and although don look like it, is actually a Mafia gangster. The first time i saw him, i thought " Good Boy ". Mana Tau, the first word he say to me is " NOOB " lol. Never judge a book by its cover le... Paikia Freputt!!! Hahahahahha. However, he is a nice guy if he likes you la. Hehe ^^

Hmm... I think thats all the guys... ok now to the ladies.

First stop is Peputt!!!!!! Da jie!!!!!!. She's a cute and funny girl that says lots of funny words like ki siao, keep fit, wo da ni oo, and so on. You got to know her to see the real thing. She's also a friendly person and you wont feel sad with her, ever. She is also very smart ooo, and is known as one of the HD girls in Swinburne. She also teaches me account, law and marketing oo... walau. Not only that, she also loves to eat, sleep, play, eat...eat. So thats why sometimes she looks fat hehe. Although she is sometimes very childish, she tries hard to be mature. She's also closest to Xiaoputt. Haha. Da jie Noob!! ^^

Coming up is Xiaoputt. She is the smallest girl in the gang, and is known as small vege... SWT. Although she is small vege ahh, she can bully me sometimes ooo, scary le... but nevermind. I forgive u too, i forgive you all!!!!! Her favourite words are Ni Pi!! and Sen Jing Ping. Sometimes she can be quite kiddy, but most of the time seems to be more mature than us >.<. She also likes to look at people with her small eyes to show that she is paikia, so even we guys scared of her sumtimes... hehe jk. She's closest to Peputt, but seems to be Peputt's opposite. Hahaha. ^^


One cool thing is that we even have Peputt's roommate Keputt with us. She almost looks like Peputt... hmm.. anyway, she's a cool person. And if you ask me, she must be the coolest girl we have, although there are times when she will join Peputt on their rampages of insanity. One funny thing that she told me is that we are of the same species... Big Heads... lol. My head big meh? Ngaiti!!!! ^^





Xiao Ding Dang. Hehe, cute neh. This stands for Doraemon in Mandarin. We have a friend whom we call Xiao Ding Dang cause she looks like Doraemon. Although she is one of us, she does not have a putt at the back cause she is probably the only one that does not fart alot like us. In this gang, we all fart 24, 7. She's a cheerful person with a smile that will make you smile back. The first time i see her smile at me, i was shocked as i have never seen anyone smile like that. Lol, but now ok liao la.


Haha ^^ Ok, moving on, we have the one and only Oliputttttttttttttt!!!!!! The youngest member of the gang, but she is actually one of the most mature le.... >.<. She's also fun and cute and is very good at mouth fights eh. Cause i never beat her when it comes to arguments. Lol She also goes well with Maggi mee oo. Olive oil mah. ^^

Next... hmph!!! are two girls who always bully me!!! The first is Joyputt, a cute and childish little girl who's crazy bout Polo sweets and Sazuke ( Character in Naruto ). If you give her one nia, she smile the whole day. She also misuses the powers given by the Silverheart to bully me. But because i am such a forgiving person, i forgive her of course. Anyway, she's got quite a number of secret admires, and one of them is a special hero who uses the X-buster canon to save the world. Piu piu piu!! ^^

Lastly, we have Magputt. One of the most mature girls in the gang, she's fun and sexy. However, she's also like Joyputt, and enjoys bullying me. I do not know why they are like this to me, cause i feel that i treat them good bah, but they bully me. SWT, eventhough our leader Cheeput support Indomee, she treat him better than me neh, never bully him. == Me a loyal consumer of Maggi mee, kena treated like traitor pulak. But with the grace of the light, I forgive you too Magputt!!!! ^^

Phew..... ok thats all of us!!

What is TSK about?

TSK is in fact short for The Silver Knights. The Silver Knights is a group of guys who play too MUCH World of Warcraft, DOTA, Counter Strike and so on. We are also all crazy and nuts... eh same thing. Anyway, there are altogether 8 of us.

The Silverheart, Vindicator of TSK.

The Silvershield, Guardian of TSK.

The Silverlance, Vanguard of TSK.

The Silverstorm, Sanctifier of TSK.

The Silverblade, Crusader of TSK.

The Silverfaith, Exalter of TSK.

The Silverfist, Avenger of TSK.

The Silverlight, Lightbringer of TSK.

Phew!!!! Rock on forever!!!!!

How it all began (PPG)

Besides being a Paladin known as the Silverstorm, Sanctifier of the Silver Knights, i also belong to a gang known as Putt Putt Gang. Personally i dont know why we call ourselves that, cause it means the Gang that farts non stop. So degrading. But anyway, its a cool and fun group, so the name is not important la. The Picture shows Hero, Cheeputt and me ^^, we 3 paikia oo.

Hmm.. ok, i think i will introduce about us, although you can get a Mandarin explaination by going to Kiasudidi.blogspot.com. ^^ Thats our leader's Blog, so mine may just be an English translationla.

Ok, first of all is of course the founder, that is Cheeputt. He's the nut who thought of the name. He's a nice and funny guy and its always fun to be with him. He is also the first person i talked to in Swinburne, Hahahahahhaa. Anyway, he is also known as Kiasudidi, and loves to play Counter Strike, and is the best CS player in the gang. However, one good thing is that he wont bully u la. He's also good at badminton and focuses more on defence. If you want to smash him, he welcome you man... Ngaiti, when i play with him its like playing with a Defence machine ahh lol. Although he look like a nice guy, but actually he is a Paikia so better not mess with him. He also like to say Paikia!!! ^^

Next is Kenputt, an almost perfect clone of Cheeputt, except more pubo. He is almost the same with Cheeput except he's not the first person i talked to and he sucks at Counter Strike hahahaha. Nola, he's actually good at Counter Strike and DOTA. For those of you who dont know what DOTA is, its a short form for Defence of the Ancients. Anyway, Kenputt is also a nice guy, but sometimes he does things that makes our hairs stand (Only applies to guys). Girls are safe with him, but guys better watch out. He also always call me noob.... Dont know why? Even though i actually more pro than him, i dint say anything le ^^... hehe ^^

Ok, moving on we have HERO!!!!! We call him Ingputt. The Oldest and most mature guy in the gang, he's a cool guy who is always busy saving the world. Although he looks like a friendly person, he is actually very dangerous because he is a Martial Arts Speacialist. Many people are so scared of him that they pee on their pants when he walk past them. Hmm... oya, he also like to play DOTA. He also has that girl magnet aura, because when he walks, lots of girl who look at him will go in drains, walls or even the rubbish bin eh. Ngaiti.... Blind skill man. ^^

These are the 3 Big brothers of the gangla. The next post will be talking bout the others, because now i wan sleep liao. ZZZzzzzzzz

The Beggining ( TSK )

We were once part of the Inquisition, a powerful and unstopable organisation. The Inquisition was formed for the purpose of protecting world peace. Sadly, the leaders of this great power fell into darkness, and within them grew a lust for power. Betraying all those who were once under their protection or those who were once their allies, they conquered town by town, land by land, continent by continent. Many tried to resist, but none have survived the Unholy Crusade. However, the fall of the Inquisition led to the rise of The Silver Knights ( TSK ). Disgusted by all the evil and suffering that his friends were causing, The renown Paladin Champion, Daniel Ignatius, the Silverheart led 8 of his brothers away from the Inquisition. The formation of TSK began then and there, vowing to stop their fallen brothers and restoring peace to the war torned world.

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Emm... hi, my name is Alex. I start this blog for 3 reasons, and they are to write about TSK, to explain bout PPG and of course for fun la. Hmm... ok tats it.