Defense of the Ancients

All right people, cause i don know what to write about, i am gonna write bout one of my favourite games, and that is Defense of the Ancients or better known as DOTA. Ok, DOTA is a very complex game, and it takes an average person Years to master the game. Well even though the Putt putt Gang usually Godlike people in the Cyber Cafes, but because we are such humble people, we dont say we are prola... Ok nia... anyway, because i have seen so many noobs in the world, i have decided to be a good guy and share my knowledge about DOTA. Ok basically, DOTA is a war zone with 3 lanes, 2 factions, 1 mission. The 3 lanes are top, mid and btm. And you can choose to be either from the Scourge or the Sentinel. And the mission is to destroy the enemy Ancient. See? Simple. Next i will give u some tips on how to be a pro.

First of all, the main idea of the game is to choose a character or what is known as a Hero. Using this Hero, players must fight their opponents and earn money by killing. After u kill, you get money, then you buy stuff, then you become fat. Then when you are fat, the thinner heroes will be scared of you, then you win. Then you crush their ancient and GG. Yea ok next.

This part is only for starters, for the experienced players, please do not continue.

Ok, There are 3 types of Heroes. Strengh, Agillity, and Intelligence, all 3 having different roles in the game. The Strengh heroes are the best at the early stage of the game, and are the best at the first 30 minutes. But at later games, they become kanasai. They are also for DPS purposes, meaning they do high damage. However, they are also known as taufu, mean they die fast. Next are agillity Heroes, who are fast. This makes them good at the middle of the game, and most agillity heroes are good for support. Lastly are Intelligence heroes. These guys are good tanks and die hard. So next time you have an intelligence hero, go infront of your Allies and Charge to the enemies first, cause you die hard what. If you are a strengh hero, stay at the well and dont come out. If you follow this and all the other guides i will post next time, you will be on your way to Proism. Muahahahahaha ^^